Halloween costumes can be tricky these days. Some choices are clearly offensive and rightly criticized, while others may be intended as harmless fun but still feel tone-deaf. Below is a revised, fluent English version of the original list, preserving the structure and headings while removing repetitive or junk content. All items listed were available online at the time of publication, but availability and appropriateness can change.
77. Flies Have Feelings, Too
Amazon
Imposta Adult Fly Swatter Costume, $34.99
76. Squid Game… for Kids?
Amazon
Squid Game Cosplay Red Jumpsuit, $30.99
75. This Makes Us Nervous
Amazon
Blow Up Alien Costume, $49.99
74. Toilet Humor
Amazon
‘Knock First’ Outhouse Costume, $33.99
73. A Lawsuit Waiting to Happen
Brands on Sale
Kissing Booth Costume, $61
72. Trying Too Hard
Amazon
Chick Magnet, $31.92
71. Insensitive to the Environment
Brands on Sale
Oil Spill Costume, $29.99
70. Trophy Wife
Brands on Sale
Trophy Wife, $39.99
69. Perfect Husband
Brands on Sale
Perfect Husband Costume, $29.99
68. Oompa Loompa — Not Cute
Amazon
Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory costume, $28.98
67. Cue the Eye Rolls
Amazon
News Dress, $34.99
66. Couples Can Be Inappropriate
Amazon
Plug and Socket Couples Costume, $38.99
65. Subtle But Questionable
Amazon
I’m Fine Tee, $14.99
64. The Moon Never Looked So Wrong
Amazon
Funny Moon Man Costume, $63.99
63. Eggplant Emoji
Amazon
Eggplant Emoji, $24.99
62. Realistic Princess Costume
Amazon
Cinderella Costume, $38.99
61. Safety First — Questionable Choice
Amazon
Bachelorette Party (Condom) Costume, $45.99
60. Captain’s Suit
Amazon
Captain’s Suit, $37.93
59. Group Costume Idea…
Amazon
Imposta Sperm Costume, $35.84
58. Steve Irwin Reference—Tread Lightly
Amazon
Steve Irwin Costume, $39.99
57. Nurses Have Had Enough
Amazon
Heartbreaker Nurse Costume, $34.99
56. Flight Attendant Stereotypes
Amazon
Friendly Skies Costume, $38.73
55. Old Lady Dress-Up
Amazon
Old Lady Dress Up, $16.99
54. Lost Puppy Costume
Amazon
Lost Puppy Costume, $62.84
53. Offends Women and Deer
Amazon
Deer in Headlights, $54.99
52. Grim Reaper for Kids?
Amazon
Reap Costume, $29.95
51. Nerd Costume—Now Trendy
Halloween Costumes
Nerd Costume, $24.95
50. Tampon Costume—Just Don’t
Costume Pub
Tampon Costume, $27.55
49. Say No to Fake Afros
Amazon
Afro Wig, $18.99
48. Whoopie Cushion Costume
Amazon
Whoopie Cushion Costume, $42
47. Not-So-Super Mario Brother
Costume Pub
Mr. Toni Mask, $24
46. Straitjacket—Outdated and Insensitive
Amazon
Straightjacket Costume, $39.95
45. Don’t Bring Kids Into It
Amazon
Girls Straight Jacket Costume, $29.99
44. Scary Doctor
Amazon
Scary Doctor Inflatable Costume, $68.99
43. Breathalyzer Costume—Not Clever
Amazon
Breathalyzer Costume, $48
42. One Night Stand (Pun-Based)
Night Stand Costume, $59
41. Lazy Carry Costume
Amazon
Octoberfest Carry Costume, $42
40. Little Girls Don’t Always Need to Be Princesses
Walmart
Little Princess, $33
39. Gunslinger for Kids—Problematic
Halloween Costumes
Gunslinger Costume, $41
38. Nicest Neighbor Costume
Yandy
Yandy Nice Neighbor Costume, $34
37. Child Bride—Too Soon
Amazon
Bride Costume (Child), $18.81
36. Religious Leader Costumes—Consider Respect
Halloween Costumes
Rabbi Costume, $29
35. Fallen Angel for Kids—Think Twice
Amazon
Fallen Angel (Child), $29
34. Pregnant Cheerleader
Crazy For Costumes
Pregnant Cheerleader Costume, $54
33. Smoking Costume
Amazon
Cigarette Packet Costume, $61
32. Don’t Smoke Your Baby
Brands on Sale
Baby Costume (cigarette theme), $31
31. Cage Costumes Are Out
Amazon
Cage Costume, $169
30. Sexy Schoolgirl—Problematic
Amazon
School Girl Costume, $16
29. Roadkill Costume
Amazon
Roadkill Costume, $69.34
28. Kim Kardashian / Body Suit
Amazon
Full Body Suit, $12.99
27. Scary Clown

Scary Clown Costume, $43.88
26. Killer Clown Mask
Amazon
Fun World Killer Clown Mask, $33
25. Mexican Stereotype—Festive but Foolish
Amazon
Saltillo Costume, $24.99
24. Trash Can / ‘White Trash’ Theme
Brands On Sale
Trash Can Costume, $49
23. The Flasher Gag
Amazon
Inappropriate Flasher Costume, $34
22. Pablo Escobar / Drug Dealer Look
Amazon
Colombian Gangster Costume, $29
21. Not Everything Should Be Sexy—Nun
Amazon
Nun Costume, $27.61
20. Bad Nun Habit
The Costume Land
Bad Nun Habit Costume, $53.00
19. Bed Costume—Caught in the Act
Amazon
Bed Costume, $62.99
18. Dictator Costume—Poor Taste
Amazon
Dictator Costume, $25.99
17. Hustler Suit—Style Isn’t the Issue
Amazon
Hustler Suit, $32.98
16. Toilet Paper Roll Costume
Amazon
Toilet Roll Costume, $44.99
15. 2020 Outage-Inspired TP Costume—Too Soon
Amazon
Out of Luck Toilet Paper Costume, $39.99
14. The Karen Mask
Etsy
The Karen Mask, $19.99
13. Religious Figures—Handle with Care
The Costume Land
Jesus Costume, $41.99
12. Hooters Outfit—Just Get a Job
Amazon
Ripple Junction Outfit, $49.99
11. Golden Buddha—Cultural Sensitivity Matters
Brands On Sale
Golden Buddha Costume, $45.99
10. Native American Appropriation—Do Not
Amazon
Native Princess Costume, $35.99
9. Indigenous Costumes—Avoid
Amazon
Maui Tattoo Costume, $32.99
8. Child Inmate Costume—Problematic
Amazon
Inmate Costume (Child), $19.99
7. Baby Marijuana Costume
Brands On Sale
Baby Marijuana Costume, $29.99
6. Redneck Stereotype
Amazon
Men’s Dude Costume, $23.93
5. Fancy Dress—Know the Context
Fancy Dress Costume, $89.99
4. Fat Suit—Not Harmless
Amazon
Fun World Fat Suit, $49.99
3. Handmaid’s Tale Costume—Political and Sensitive
Amazon
Handmaid’s Tale Red Costume, $39.99
2. Confederate / Controversial Officer Costume
Brands on Sale
Officer Costume, $26.76
1. Telling the World How You Really Feel
Amazon
Creepy Fingers Costume, $19.99
When choosing a costume, consider how it might be perceived by others. Humor is fine, but respect and empathy make Halloween more enjoyable for everyone.